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thefineststuff:

draumbooty:

tilthat:

TIL in 2007, a Bowhead whale was discovered with the end of a harpoon left embedded in its neck from a previous hunt. It was found that the harpoon tip was originally manufactured in 1890, indicating the whale had survived a human attack more than a century ago.

via reddit.com

Absolutely massive dick energy

Moby Dick energy

Here’s a mini-fanfic I wrote with some Pluto/Saturn mommy daughter angst. 

Saturn gripped her glaive tightly, and it glowed in a bright light. This is not the ending she wanted for herself either, but Usagi, her princess, was gone. The answer weighed heavily on Saturn and Pluto. “I know, Setsuna-mama,” Saturn replied, doing her best to smile bravely, “but…” Pluto didn’t need Saturn to finish her sentence.

‘But…we’ve lost.’

pressxtodavid:

joey-wheeler-official:

joey-wheeler-official:

gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh

has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing

The Cinema Sins effect

bardicknowledgeblogger:

druidmoonblossom:

abouttogetdicey:

lovelywaifu:

whyequalsemexplusbee:

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities

Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess 
Bard Must be able to play an instrument
Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization
Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature 
Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp) 
Monk Must practice a martial art 
Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports 
Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately 
Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice) 
Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom 
Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government) 
Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA 

If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

Omfg

Wizard or bard. Wonder if having studied religion in collegw counts for cleric? Or working for religious library?

Bard, Druid, probably Fighter, and Wizard. Though I dont really play my instrument anymore, so I’m not sure if Bard counts.

I can sneak up on everyone EXCEPT my DM. In fact I regularly scare people at work on accident by just sort of appearing and talking to them at their desks.

But I can be a Bard, so it’s fine :p

3rdeyechakra:

black centaur pegasus

sailorfailures:

01/01!

Happy Birthday to everyone’s favourite best friend!

shidouhikaru15:

mr-legoman:

The madman did it! Joker is in smash

Originally posted by rejected-on-a-cosmic-level

theflatwoodsmonsterisalesbian:

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

dramagoblin:

wagnerock:

dramagoblin:

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

Can someone translate this?

Don’t try to guilt people by saying “I’m sorry I fucking suck.” “I’m sorry I’m just the worst and I should die” Because thats not an apology, thats trying to guilt the other person into dropping the subject.